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So! Thanks to a stunning display of stupidity, I'm now the lone medical guy on board. So don't get yourselves hurt and make me do work. I'm way too high to even consider it.
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CAN I BE AN ATTENTION WHORE TOO?

I know, I know. I can totally abuse my position as a Warden by sleeping with my Inmate, I can aaaaaangst about a starring role in porn HIGHLIGHTING this abuse, then I can try to cut my wrists in a fit of emo glory.

I mean, I'm no Claire, but a guy's gotta have goals.
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So! What's a guy got to do to get a decent hooker around here? Hell, at this point I'll settle for a less than decent hooker.

Current Mood: bored bored

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Oooh, now this is fun.
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Okay, so. I've either finally popped one too many pills or Cuddy thought it'd be cute to switch out my Vicodin for the special happy pills she took in college. Oh, I'm sorry, didn't take-- they were herbal boob growth supplements she was swallowing in the back of class like a cheerleader during a football player orgy.

Some magical Admiral and some magical boat floating between magical worlds. Makes perfect sense. What is this, the Internet? If I don't get several dozen virgins out of this I'd better at least be getting porn or I'm going to start to feel severely gypped.
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